Element dept from Gracepoint Berkeley gave these as a present to the teachers
Humor site for Gracepoint Berkeley Church and church plants at Davis, Austin, Minneapolis, San Diego, Riverside, Hsinchu, Los Angeles, Irvine, Santa Barbara, Seattle... Because we know that laughter is the best medicine, right after Chinese herbal medicine and acupuncture and Western medicine.
Our Austin Team Reminiscent of Berkeley
Setting: Pastor Manny and others in the Gracepoint Austin team are playing basketball at a gym in UT Austin.
Austin Student #1: What!? Manny, you're THAT old? I can't believe it! I had no idea!
Pastor Manny: [smiles] Oh nice.
Austin Student #2: You're pretty good. You know, my dad - he was also into basketball in the 80's like you.
Gracepoint Basketball Fellowship
Obviously, Jeannie Lee was the MVP. Awesome point guard - reminds us of what Jason Kidd did for the Cal team.
But who might qualify for the LVP is a debatable question.
Some have commented that Susanna Lee of Waypoint would make a very good volleyball setter. Also, some have commented that there is a noise decibel difference between a brothers basketball game and a sisters basketball game.
A Disgracepoint Story by Pastor Ed
Pastor Ed wrote up a hilarious story that I would like to point to. (did you even know that Pastor Ed's been writing articles for a few years onto our "notebook" section?)
Check it out.. Go to www.gracepointonline.org/notebook, then follow the link for Pastor Ed. Or you can go directly to the story here: "A Story with Way Too Much Information"
I read it, and it's too good not to share with others. And since disgracepoint gets more hits than Pastor Ed's notebook (not sure what to think about that), I thought I should advertise for it here.
Warning: this story is not for the squeamish!
Summer IM Soccer
"Hey, guess what. I scored the winning goal today in the final seconds of the game! But it was against my own team."
-- An A2F1 Junior brother who will remain anonymous to the end, no matter what the pictures may say
Sierra Lodge Promo Video by Pastor Ed Kang
This is one of the many videos that Pastor Ed made during our Sierra Lodge building project in order to motivate people to volunteer and come help us build.
Announcing: Dish-Gracepoint!
A2F1 Tom Kim has started a great site for all small groups and would-be cooks - it's called Dish-Gracepoint, accessible at: http://dishgracepoint.blogspot.com
Take a look at that site before cooking anything! It also has the weekly special deals on where to go to buy meat that week.
Tom's motto has always been: "I can feed the multitude for $2 per person." And with this new site, that personal dream is fast becoming a church-wide vision.
Gracepoint Austin - Youth farewell
Gracepoint's Braveheart
English Patient: Trash Day
English patient G was with her group, breaking the 30-Hour Famine fast together. Afterwards, as she was taking out the trash, sister G turns and asks her students very sincerely:
"Who wants to take a dump?"
Dis-Gracepoint Fellowship Picture Contest!
In order to give it some time for picture submission, Disgracepoint will not publish any more posts for a few days, so that there is some artificial buildup created with this contest.
Dis-Gracepoint Fellowship Gold Winner: Leadership
Thank you for voting. We're closing the votes as of today, and here are the results:
Gold: (Submitted by Greg Davis)
Silver: (Submitted by Daniel Kim)
Bronze: (Submitted by Danny Orozco)
This last one is a late submission, but I thought that it deserved to be shown.
Dishonorable Mention: (Submitted by Laurence Lok)
Dis-Gracepoint Fellowship Church Poll
We're taking a poll for the Caption Contest, which can be seen here. The poll is on the right side, and you can vote for multiple choices, so please vote!
English Patient: Skillets
"Hello everyone, for this upcoming retreat, could you let me know if we could borrow your electric skillets for our laptops?"
-- a mass email sent out by an English patient sister
Moving Boxes
Setting : A Slack message goes out regarding moving boxes -- "For the smaller boxes, let's try to fit them into our trunks of car...
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Friend: What was the name of that Asian girl from Harry Potter? Sister S: Chow Mein! Friend: Nevermind.
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The predominant response of people who have seen this picture of Jasper wearing a bullfighter outfit has been, “Why, why why??” In response,...
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This video is the compilation of the "best of" Richard Tjhen, who got married recently to Flo. This was shown during their wedding...