Waitress: Would you like soup or salad?
English Patient: Yes.
Waitress: (pause, slower) Would you like soup or salad?
English Patient: yes, I like super salad.
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WHO WAS IT!!!! I need to know!!!!
I can see that the above poster does not have many English Patients around him/her.. The thing about super salad is a very common phenomena among the English Patients, I could name a dozen.
I've even heard a non-English patient respond, "Can I get medium salad instead?" I think it's pretty common among those who only go to Asian restaurants.
This story appears to be from a Waypoint brother, heheh.
Hey, I totally did this once at an Italian restaurant. My parents only like to go to Asian restaurants so I'd never been asked that question before. Actually the waitress told me she heard it all the time, haha.
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