What caption would you put on this demotivator picture?
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The predominant response of people who have seen this picture of Jasper wearing a bullfighter outfit has been, “Why, why why??” In response,...
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Hallelujah:
Thank God for Jesus!!!
PAST:
Every man has one, some are uglier than others.
TRANSFORMATION:
Luke 18:27 - Jesus replied, "What is impossible with men is possible with God."
STARDOM:
Achieved either by being really great, or painfully ridiculous
HAUNTED:
You can do whatever you want, but why leave evidence?
Seek and you "will" find: God saves even the most hopeless.
1 Corinthians 9:19-22 : Always one to lead by example.. but this is too much..
Optimism: At least God still loves me.
Fashion Sense: The colors of his suit and bike match.
I don't know why. But suddenly I started to believe that Pastor Will actually look cool in the picture except for his shoes.
Willpower: If you want the power to change, you need to have the will first.
Freedom:
Everyone has the right to good fashion and personal dignity. The man above, has ignored both.
God's Will: Do not conform any longer to the pattern of this world...
Master of Divinity
People from all backgrounds have gotten them through the grace of God.
Shame:
When you have none
Ignorant:
When you have no idea what you are wearing
Pride:
When you think you're all that, but your not
I know pastor will was in the greek fraternity system when he was in college. And I also know he knows how to read greek. Now having seen this picture, I think pastor will is greek cuz, man, he looks like a god.
One Piece Biker Suit — Who says it's what's on the inside that makes a man unclean?
TEACHERS:
We're watching your every move.
it makes me wonder if the suit came with the motorcycle and if the hairstyle came with the suit.
I thought people were suppose to look like their pets!
Singleness
Further proof that "It is not good for the man to be alone."
Boldness
Two wheels. One suit. No shame.
Ownership
If it has your name on the front in big white letters, it must look good on you.
Unity
Conclusive proof that as the number of different pieces in an outfit approaches 1, its coolness does not approach infinity.
Ignorance: By the time you know what to regret, it's too late.
Regret: When it's too late to say 'it's not me'.
Photos: In some circles referred to as 'potential blackmail'.
Nostalgia: Remembering the good times, and wishing cameras weren't invented yet for the rest.
Idolatry: Patrick Swayze called; he wants his style back.
Yeast: Maybe Pastor Will misunderstood Jesus too.
Speechless:
This picture needs no caption.
Bad to the Bone:
It sounds silly, and it is.
Poser:
80% of the letters in "poser" are in "pastor".
Racer:
100% of the letters in "race" are in "grace".
Looking tough:
It's hard to smile anyway when your clothes are an oversized latex glove.
Extreme:
Don't let a speed limit of 25 stop you from going 30 (on your bike that can go 160).
Awesomeness: Sometimes we're blinded by awesomeness. Sometimes it makes us wish we were blind. This is both.
How can we get a high res copy of this picture? I need the motorvation! :)
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