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Love and Marriage: No-Win Conversation

A conversation that happened between husband and wife in Gracepoint SF Chapel...

Sister C: I want to get a hair cut.

Brother G: How short?

Sister C: (gestures to shoulder) Here.

Brother G: Not too short.

Sister C: Why not?

Brother G: You don't look good with short hair, no short hair.

Sister C: What do you mean I don't look good? Do you love me based on my appearance??

Brother G: No, no.. of course not! I don't love you based on your looks!

Sister C: (even more incensed) What's wrong with my looks??

Brother G: Nothing! I'm just saying that that's not why I married you.

Sister C: So you are saying you married me even though I'm ugly?

This is why Gracepoint men want to play basketball together.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Brother G, I feel your pain.

Anonymous said...

Amen

Kelly said...

I think Brother G dug himself into a hole he couldn't get out of, haha.

Steven C said...

Man, and I thought basketball was just for exercise and recreation. Who knew it also served the purpose of therapy!

Anonymous said...

Wow, if husbands were allowed to play basketball for every time we got ourselves into these kinds of conversations... And of course, any comment would have to be anonymous here =)

Jenn Chen said...

I agree with Kelly =)

Anonymous said...

wait, isn't brother G is an attorney? No rebuttal here.

It Kills Me said...

G:....shut up...just...shut up.

Jen Tse said...

Dude...what's wrong with short hair? Haha... can't help it but I think brother G deserved this one. Too much honesty here that women don't need to know! The rule is just agree & say she's beautiful! :-P

Anonymous said...

Thank you so much for the sharing - I have not laughed so hard in a really long while.

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