submitted by Judy Walters
Setting: During the years when there was a scare about the mad cow disease, a particular English Patient Sister H kept to a very strict diet of not eating any beef.
Friend: Wow, it's amazing that you're not eating any beef. What do you eat instead?
English Patient H: Hamburger.. because it's made out of ham.
8 comments:
oh no! Hope Sister H was okay.
wow. this is one of those posts that makes me keep laughing... =)
Perfectly understandable.
Veggie-burger = burger made out of veggies,
Turkey-burger = burger made out of turkey,
Ham-burger = burger made out of ham
hamburger = burger made out of beef.
Who thought up this crazy language anyway?
Wait...so cheeseburgers aren't made out of cheese?
actually, it was a lot funnier, because Sister H was really adamant on checking in what her roommates were cooking. Every time they had some kind of meat cooking, she would exclaim, "IS THAT BEEF?" to which her roommates had to assure her, it was pork, chicken, etc.
and the ensuing stories that follow are even more hilarious, her anonymous roommates will have to share on some future post!
I wonder what she thought Bongo burger was made of
oh my! poor sister H... but gotta admit, this is pretty funny. :)
funny comment by mo :)ll
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