Setting: At the 'Celebrate Freedom' Christian concert in Dallas, TX. In between bands, members of 'Medieval Times' took to the stage with a display of medieval fighting, wielding implements of war such as axes, swords, and maces.
James: Wow, those guys are pretty good. It almost looks real.
Pundit1: Yeah. Don't you think they axe so well?
Pundit2: Well, sword of.
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These are really painful.
I realized yesterday that puns are kind of like Shiatsu massages: they hurt at first, but once one gets over the pain, they are enjoyable.
One mistake and it's good knight.
Daniel, there's nothing you can do to 'shield' yourself from these puns...
well, i guess you could prevent these comments from being approved, but i know you secretly like them. =)
Ooh, that pun was a dagger. It makes me war-ried. Com-bat next time for some better puns!
'Joust' in case you didn't know, if you feel like you have better puns, I dare you to post them here! If its good enough, it might 'catapult' you to the top of the all-time punster list.
Or we can settle the score by armor-wrestling.
Kenny Choi you are getting good. Putting 3 to 4 puns in one comment post. Such a wide weaponry of puns you have.
I have been talking to some REAL punsters, and they have been telling me that what we've written over here are not real puns at all. I will post something about real puns at a later time.
Whoa..."real puns"...sounds like fighting words to me.
Those were not my words, but the words of those who label themselves as the "real thing". They are the ones who said that these puns published on disgracepoint are not real puns. Stay tuned to find out what real puns are like.
Mo, I don't think I ever said that at the concert...
Mo, so which "club" went to the concert? Maybe we should "spear" Daniel from any more puns. "Joust" kidding.
mechinchangu: Yeah, I can't remember who it was who initiated the conversation. But the impuntant thing is that it did happen =) haha.
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