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Miscommunication Party

Setting: A brother is taking out his pickles from his sandwich, because he doesn't like them.

Sister M: Can I have your pickles?

Sister S: What?  He has pitbulls?

Sister M: I said pickles!!  Ha ha, that's funny!  You thought I said pimples!

Sister S: What?

Sister M: That's you said, pimples!

Sister S: No!  You said pitbulls!

(at this point, the brother slowly gets up and moves away from these crazed sisters)

1 comment:

Jonathan said...

I got confused and stopped trying to figure it out after the 3rd line.

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