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Setting: At Gracepoint SD, they were preparing the lil' smokies for the post Bible-study bonfire.
Brother R: Hey, I bought some vegetarian smokies, so don't mix the two packages, okay?
Sister: I don't see any vegetarian ones...
Brother R: It's right there. (points to bag)
Sister: But that bag says it's turkey smokies.
Brother R: Yeah, so set that aside for vegetarians.
Sister: (pause) But turkey is meat.
Brother R: [silence]
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Note that an initial was left out. It wasn't Brother RY
I wholeheartedly sympathize with brother R's confusion.
From Davis...
Child: Auntie! The SF Giants WON!!
Sister: Yes, they did! Do you know what game they won?
Child: Um... Soccer?
Sister: No...
Child: Football?
Sister: No...
Child: Dodgeball?
Sister: (laughing) No...
Child: (annoyed) What did they play?? TELL me.
(Child just so happened to be holding a toy Hello Kitty baseball bat.)
Sister: It's what you're holding.
Child: OH. BATball.
I think that comment from Davis above was meant to be its own entry. It's pretty funny... I'd post it!
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