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Announcement of Sabbath
Literally Figurative
Friend 2: Wow, it's very red. It's like it has Christmas written all over it.
Sister A: It has Christmas written all over it? Where?
Feeding of the Five Thousand
The Importance of a Single Letter
Self-Refuting Claims
"I am quick and efficient at work, and I'm through."
Confusing Names
Sister K: I want to eat the Cookie Monster!
Friend: Why?
Sister K: Because he’s a cookie!
Friend: He’s not… a cookie…
Sister K: Oh. Never mind then.
Joyland Christmas Celebration
Setting: Michelle Sun, the director of Joyland children’s ministry, has a meeting with all the volunteer adults who will help out with Joyland Christmas Celebration.
Michelle: Who can tell me the reason why we have our children do JCC?
Volunteer: To learn about Thanksgiving!!
New Member of Gracepoint
submitted by Anonymous Brother’s roommate
Anonymous Brother: I didn’t get what Daniel was supposed to be in Thanksgiving Celebration.. Why was he wearing a white suit?
Brother K: I think he was supposed to be like Elvis Presley.
Anonymous Brother: Who’s that? Is he someone in Gracepoint?
Cramming (Part 2)
A few weeks after Parent Teacher Conference and the bewildering talk with his 1st grade daughter, the father has a little chat with his daughter again...
Father: So, how's school been?
Daughter: Good!
Father: Have you been a good girl in class?
Daughter: (pause) I think so.
Father: Have you been speaking too loud in class?
Daughter: [silence]
Father: (concerned) Have you been too loud?
Daugther: (long pause) I don't think so...
Father: Okay, have you gotten in trouble in class recently?
Daughter: What do you mean "recently"?
Cramming (Part 1)
Father: I just had the conference with your teacher.
Daughter: What did she say?
Father: She said that you're a good student, and that your behavior in class got much much better. She said that you listen and that you now have an indoor voice. So keep it up.
Daughter: Oh, okay.
Father: So... what caused you to change?
Daughter: Well, about 2 weeks ago, I remembered that there's going to be a parent-teacher conference.. And so I wanted the teacher to think that I... (pause) you know.
Father: [pause] So you crammed behavioral change???
English Patient: Backseat Driver
Friend: Hey, you missed the exit!
Sister T: You're such a backstreet driver!
Moving Boxes
Setting : A Slack message goes out regarding moving boxes -- "For the smaller boxes, let's try to fit them into our trunks of car...
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Friend: What was the name of that Asian girl from Harry Potter? Sister S: Chow Mein! Friend: Nevermind.
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The predominant response of people who have seen this picture of Jasper wearing a bullfighter outfit has been, “Why, why why??” In response,...
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What caption would you put on this demotivator picture?