Humor site for Gracepoint Berkeley Church and church plants at Davis, Austin, Minneapolis, San Diego, Riverside, Hsinchu, Los Angeles, Irvine, Santa Barbara, Seattle... Because we know that laughter is the best medicine, right after Chinese herbal medicine and acupuncture and Western medicine.
Unusual Name
Brother D: Hi, what's your name?
Friend P: My name is Pu.
Brother D: Pu? Did you say Pu?
Friend P: Yeah.. that's my name.
Brother D: Ha ha ha... that's so unfortunate! Oh man! ha ha ha ha
Friend P: [reads Brother D's nametag] And your name is... Dung.
Disgracepoint Classic: Reading
http://www.disgracepointonline.org/2009/10/english-patient-problematic-devotions.html
History Patient: Rosa Parks
He asks, "Hey, so where exactly is this park?"
Old Lady
Sister J: I like this wallet! It's cute and looks like something a 10-year-old will like.
Sister C: No, let's get something simpler, like this black one (indicating a wallet on display).
Sister D: No way! That looks like it belongs to an old lady! (indicating wallet Sister J is holding).
Sister J: Um...this is mine.
Disgracepoint Classic: Rice Pot
http://www.disgracepointonline.org/2008/10/love-and-marriage-rice-pot.html
English Patient: Holy Huddle
While discussing the importance of not remaining comfortable within a churched circle of friends, English Patient Friend commented strongly, "Yeah. This shouldn't be a holy cuddle."
Spellcheck
submitted by Matt
Here’s an email that was sent out:
Hey guys, I am going to invite E and C and their house guys over for dinner this coming Money. Let me know if you see a potential problem. Thanks.
Geography Patient
Setting: Sister K comes back from a family vacation in Hawaii..
Sister K: Hi, I missed everyone!
Sister N: Welcome back to America!
Sister K: Hawaii is part of America.
A few minutes later...
Sister K: I brought back some boxes chocolate for everyone.
Sister N: Oh! What kind of currency do they use over there?
Sister K: U.S. dollars.
Happy New Year!
Happy new year, everyone. Let’s thank God for the amazing things that He did in 2010 and look toward year 2011 with a sense of renewed anticipation.
Moving Boxes
Setting : A Slack message goes out regarding moving boxes -- "For the smaller boxes, let's try to fit them into our trunks of car...
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Friend: What was the name of that Asian girl from Harry Potter? Sister S: Chow Mein! Friend: Nevermind.
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The predominant response of people who have seen this picture of Jasper wearing a bullfighter outfit has been, “Why, why why??” In response,...
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This video is the compilation of the "best of" Richard Tjhen, who got married recently to Flo. This was shown during their wedding...