Sister A: What are you making?
Friend: Citron tea.
Sister A: Oh my gosh, that sounds so spicy!!
Friend: ??
Sister A: Szechuan people make their tea spicy too? What's wrong with them?
Awesome Resume
Sister J is writing her resume, and asks, "So I should put Bachelorette's Degree instead of Bachelor's Degree, right?"
Lesson About Easter
Setting: Hannah is trying to teach Micah (4 years old) about Easter.
Hannah: Micah, do you know what day it is on Sunday?
Micah: Ummm... is it Saturday?
Hannah: Micah, do you know what day it is on Sunday?
Micah: Ummm... is it Saturday?
English Patient: Beyof Restaurant
Sister J receives an email and asks, "Hey, do you know of a restaurant named Beyof? I have to go there for dinner."
Her friends discuss this, because they have never heard of that restaurant before. Then they realize that Sister J must have read the following email:
"Dinner before Bible Study: BYOF" (which stands for Bring Your Own Food)
Her friends discuss this, because they have never heard of that restaurant before. Then they realize that Sister J must have read the following email:
"Dinner before Bible Study: BYOF" (which stands for Bring Your Own Food)
Love and Marriage: Offensive Car Snacks
Setting: Husband H and Wife J are driving... (Both of them are English Patients)
J: Do you want nuts?
H: [silence]
J: How come you're not saying anything?
H: Because! I didn't do anything, and you just asked me if I'm nuts!
J: Do you want nuts?
H: [silence]
J: How come you're not saying anything?
H: Because! I didn't do anything, and you just asked me if I'm nuts!
Prayer Request
Setting: A brother from Gracepoint Austin says:
Let's pray that the upcoming trip will be a meaningful time of bonding, especially for those who are going to be there.
Let's pray that the upcoming trip will be a meaningful time of bonding, especially for those who are going to be there.
Texting Error
At Riverside, Brother A is running the sound controls... The sound was too soft, so another brother texts him, trying to get him to make the sound louder...
He texts Brother A: "LOSER"
Brother A, not knowing what this means, guesses that he must mean "lower", so he lowers the sound even more... causing his friend to think that Brother A must really be a loser.
He texts Brother A: "LOSER"
Brother A, not knowing what this means, guesses that he must mean "lower", so he lowers the sound even more... causing his friend to think that Brother A must really be a loser.
Dangerous Dogs
Setting: Sister M needs to give a flu shot to a patient at a hospital with a guard dog who is very protective of the owner.
Sister M: Um, can you please keep the dog's leash wrapped around something on the opposite side from where I'm standing?
Patient: Sure.
Sister M: Can you please make sure it's very secure?
Patient: Okay.
Sister M (sweating with anxiety): Are you really sure?
Patient: Yes.
Later, when asked what kind of guard dog it was, Sister M said it was a chihuahua.
Sister M: Um, can you please keep the dog's leash wrapped around something on the opposite side from where I'm standing?
Patient: Sure.
Sister M: Can you please make sure it's very secure?
Patient: Okay.
Sister M (sweating with anxiety): Are you really sure?
Patient: Yes.
Later, when asked what kind of guard dog it was, Sister M said it was a chihuahua.
Spelling
Auntie: Hey M, how do you spell "dog"?
M: um...um..
Auntie: what makes the "D-uh" sound?
M: D!
Auntie: good!! okay... whats next?
M: I dunno..
Auntie: Cmon.. you can do it! (slowly) DOG...
M: oh I know!
Auntie: okay! what is it!
M: Um..Circle!?
Another time
Auntie: What letters are you learning now in school?
M: Oh, we learned "H" it makes the "h-uh" sound!
Auntie: good!! what other letters did you learn?
M: i learned "L-uh".
Auntie: oh .. what letter makes the sound "L-uh"?
M: um.. one??
M: um...um..
Auntie: what makes the "D-uh" sound?
M: D!
Auntie: good!! okay... whats next?
M: I dunno..
Auntie: Cmon.. you can do it! (slowly) DOG...
M: oh I know!
Auntie: okay! what is it!
M: Um..Circle!?
Another time
Auntie: What letters are you learning now in school?
M: Oh, we learned "H" it makes the "h-uh" sound!
Auntie: good!! what other letters did you learn?
M: i learned "L-uh".
Auntie: oh .. what letter makes the sound "L-uh"?
M: um.. one??
Taiwan Mission Trip
Setting: During the Taiwan Winter Mission Trip, a group of sisters are gathered together to share how their day went.
Sister J: Today was a great day. I had some really amazing conversations during lunch today!
Sister L: Yeah. I know. I was with you.
Sister J: Today was a great day. I had some really amazing conversations during lunch today!
Sister L: Yeah. I know. I was with you.
Gracepoint Core Value
As we know, one of Gracepoint's core values is "Living it out."
This is a flyer one of the sisters in our Gracepoint Hsinchu made last year... Take a look at this problematic flyer.
This is a flyer one of the sisters in our Gracepoint Hsinchu made last year... Take a look at this problematic flyer.
Insulting Affection
Elijah, one of the kids of Gracepoint Riverside, hugs his mom over and over again.
Mother: [smiling] Why do you always hug me?
Elijah: Because there's nothing else to do.
Mother: [smiling] Why do you always hug me?
Elijah: Because there's nothing else to do.
King of Basketball
Friend: I'm not a fan of Michael Jackson.
Sister L: It's ok, I'm not a fan of basketball either
Sister L: It's ok, I'm not a fan of basketball either
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