Traffic Ticket

Setting: Brother M was driving some people in SF and accidentally got on the wrong side of the road, and a police officer pulled him over.

Police: Do you know what you did wrong?

Brother M: Umm... I made a wrong turn and I was driving on the wrong side of the road.

(The police officer shines the light into the car and shines the light onto one of the friends)

Police: Can you tell your driver friend here which side of the road American drive on?

Friend 1: Ummm... Left??

Police: (pauses, then shines light on Friend 2) Can YOU tell us which side of the road Americans drive on?

Friend 2: Umm... Rrriiight??

Police: Is that a question??  (Turning to Brother M) Do you know how much this ticket is going to cost?

Brother M: I don't know.. a lot?

Police: At least 500.  Do you think you can afford that?  What do you do for a living?

Brother M: I'm a lawyer.

End of the story - the cop actually let them go with a warning at the end.  I think he might have just been amused.

English Patient: Star Wars Names

Our very own Brother Y was considering what he should change his name to if he gets an English name.  One of the conditions set forth by brother Y was that it must start with the letter "Y".

Brother A: Hey, why don't you choose Yoda?

Brother Y: Well, if I choose Yoda as my name, then we would have two Star Wars characters in our apartment, since one of the other brother's nickname is Skywalker.

Brother A: Hey, that's right!

Brother Y: We should just get a Star Wars character name for everyone else.  So who wants to be the Dark Waiter?

Lintelligence

Setting: Sisters are playing a trivia game.

Questioner: What position does Jeremy Lin play??

Sister A: Quarterback!!!

Typo in the Food List

Here's a picture of the list of food items.  Can you catch the typo?

Wallpaper

Sister L: Wow!!  That picture is so nice!  Can you send it to me so that I can use it as my wallflower for my phone?

Photoshop Contest #5 & 6

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Entry #6

Photoshop Contest #4

If I were...

Setting: Discussion about a brother's small group activity.

Bro 1: And then after games, thought about making some ice-cream sundaes. What do you think?

Anonymous Pastor M: Yeah.  If I were a brother, I'd like that.