English Patient: Moving Headaches
Friend: For the past two days, I've had this really bad headache.
Sister J: Oh no, it is migration?
Training
Friend: Which workshop are you taking for Winter Retreat?
Sister E: I'm taking Art of Violence!
(Background: There were workshops called "Art of Reflection:" and "Miracles and Violence in the OT")
Unknown Scores
Friend 1: Wow he got 176 on the LSAT?
Friend 2: Yea he beat Brother J by 1 point!
Brother M: Oh really? So what did Brother J get?
Friend 2: Yea he beat Brother J by 1 point!
Brother M: Oh really? So what did Brother J get?
Two English Patients Insulting Each Other
Sister J makes an English Patient mistake...
Sister L: Ha ha ha! You made a mistake! You are so farby!
Good Kleenex
Brother Y submits his testimony to be read at a discipleship retreat...
"I grew up as a goody tissue."
"I grew up as a goody tissue."
Directions for a Relay Game
This was the actual directions written for a relay game to be played during one of our game nights:
4 teams line up, with each team starting at the 4 corners of a circle.
The objective of the game is to catch the team in front of you.
4 teams line up, with each team starting at the 4 corners of a circle.
The objective of the game is to catch the team in front of you.
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