Setting: At a graduation, Brother D's parents (who are Communist officials from China) are there...
Sister B: Wow, your parents are real Communists?
Brother D: [turns to his parents to translate, then turns back toward Sister B] My parents want to know if you want to join the Party.
Sister B: What party? I didn't know there was a party!
Humor site for Gracepoint Berkeley Church and church plants at Davis, Austin, Minneapolis, San Diego, Riverside, Hsinchu, Los Angeles, Irvine, Santa Barbara, Seattle... Because we know that laughter is the best medicine, right after Chinese herbal medicine and acupuncture and Western medicine.
Speaking of the Tiger Part 2
Friend: So there's "Sister G" and when the subject
of conversation walked into the room, she says "Speak of the
tiger..."
[laughter]
Brother W: Oh! I get it! I
figured out why Sister G said "Speak of the tiger"
Friend: Yeah?
Brother W: It's
because in China, tigers are related to dragons!
Friend: ...but
the saying is "Speak of the devil"
Brother W: Um,
yeah, okay, just scramble that.
Friend: Did
you just say "scramble that?"
Brother W: Oh no...!!... Why??...
Friend: Let's
just say this conversation has multiple problems.
Encouraging Word
As Sister E walks away into the terminal, Sister H, out of a
desire to encourage her in the language of the country she will be serving in,
screams out "Jai-ho!!"
Old Video: Pastor Manny of Gracepoint Los Angeles
This is one of the very first posts of Disgracepoint, featuring Pastor Manny, who is soon to plant our Gracepoint Los Angeles church on the UCLA campus.
http://www.disgracepointonline.org/2008/10/to-feel-young-again.html
Although the video is old (from 2007), the statements made in the video still prove to be true, perhaps even more so now than ever.
http://www.disgracepointonline.org/2008/10/to-feel-young-again.html
Although the video is old (from 2007), the statements made in the video still prove to be true, perhaps even more so now than ever.
Star Wars
Setting: During babysitting the kids are
playing Star Wars and excitedly tell us which character they are.
Kid 1: "I'm
Obi-wan!"
Kid 2: " I'm
Obi-two!!! "
Mind of a Child
Daughter E was looking at her parents' wedding pictures
Daughter E: Daddy, your wedding was so nice! How come I wasn't invited?
Dad: You were not born yet
Daughter E: huh?
Dad: You did not exist
Daughter E: (thinking for a bit) Was I at babysitting?
Gross Recipe
Friend: Do you remember that time in Cambodia where they cooked the boar on a spit?
Sister Y: Oh sick! They cooked it in spit?
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