Setting: English Patient Sister M from Gracepoint Davis is setting up her Christmas tree...Sister M: Oh no, the tree is tilting like the Leaning Eiffel tower!
English Patient: Leaning Tower of Pisa
Setting: English Patient Sister M from Gracepoint Davis is setting up her Christmas tree...Sister M: Oh no, the tree is tilting like the Leaning Eiffel tower!
English Patient: Chinese Nuns
Brother D: Hey, did you know that 50% of all the nuns in China are originally Japanese nuns?
Friend: Nuns? Like in convents?
Brother D: No, I mean nuns, like words.
Friend: You mean nouns?
Brother D: [silence]
Friend: Nuns? Like in convents?
Brother D: No, I mean nuns, like words.
Friend: You mean nouns?
Brother D: [silence]
Gracepoint Weddings: A Child's Perspective
Setting: After a wedding service, a 6-year-old child asks his parents...
Child J: So.. when 2 people get married, they stand in front of everybody, and after the pastor makes fun of them, we all go eat food?
Child J: So.. when 2 people get married, they stand in front of everybody, and after the pastor makes fun of them, we all go eat food?
English Patient Confrontation
For English Patients, even an uncomfortable confrontation by a friend can turn out to be a wonderful gift.
Irritated Friend: "I have some beef with you."
Sister H: "Oh wow! You have something
to give me?"
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Friend: What was the name of that Asian girl from Harry Potter? Sister S: Chow Mein! Friend: Nevermind.
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The predominant response of people who have seen this picture of Jasper wearing a bullfighter outfit has been, “Why, why why??” In response,...
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This video is the compilation of the "best of" Richard Tjhen, who got married recently to Flo. This was shown during their wedding...
