English Patient: Cole Slaw

Setting: Gracepoint San Diego team is at North Carolina on a vision trip, and we are eating lunch at a burger joint, where they put cole slaw in their burgers.

Friend: Hi Brother T, do you like your slaw in your burger?

Brother T: Yeah, but they are cold.

Friend: They are supposed to be cold.

English Patient Sister L: Ha ha, don't you know?  That's why they are called Cold Slaw!

English Patient: A Cynical Place

English Patient: Our family's going on vacation!

Friend: That's great!  Do you like historical places to visit?

English Patient: My family likes cynical places.

Friend: ...  Do you mean scenic places?

English Patient: Trash Bags on the Run

An English Patient saw that the draw strings on the trash bags were defective, so he labeled it.

Gracepoint Irvine Fishing

Here's Ray Choi and the boys of Gracepoint Irvine, who went fishing recently.  Take a look at that whopper!

Devilish Tactic

Setting: Mother K is correcting her older son for being mean to his sister.

Mother: Did you say sorry to your sister?  

Son: (silence) 

Mother: Did you say sorry? 

Son: (folding his ears closed with his hands) uh oh, mommy, I can't hear you. My ears are not working 

Mother: What??  okay, fine, your sister and I are going to get some ice cream but I guess you can't come because you can't hear us.

Son: Mommy, I can hear you now