Desk Construction Job

Submitted by Brother Roy -

This is a desk that a group of our bros constructed --

Roy, being a teacher of the Bible, had to take this opportunity to quote Scripture: "Do you best to present yourself to God as one approved, a worker who has no need to be ashamed"

Amen.  This picture preaches.

LBJ Library and Museum

Setting: A bunch of Californians visiting Austin Texas

Friend: Hey!  Maybe we should visit the LBJ Library and Museum!

Brother B: What?  LeBron James has a museum??

Not So Feminine Design

Setting: Brother K is looking at a splash page for an advertisement for a game night.  He wants to change the design so that it will attract more brothers, and texts out --

Brother K: Hi, can we try to change the design so that it's not so famine?

Friend: Uh.. you mean feminine?

Brother K: faminine

English Patient: Time of Bonding

Setting: People were praying together for the upcoming small group meeting.

Sister V: Please let this small group meeting be a time of bondage... [pause] Oh wait.